There's a move afoot to rename Ronald Reagan National Airport to Tim Howard National Airport (via an online White House petition).
What better way to recognize the efforts of America's Secretary of Defense?
Read more below the orange thingy.
Wikipedia has apparently been hacked to show that Tim Howard, goalie for USA in the World Cup, is America's Secretary of Defense:
Wikipedia - Secretary of Defense
And to honor those who contribute to our nation's defense, what better way than to rename Washington's National Airport? Sure, it's already been done --- but that was rather hasty and somewhat silly --- to rename an airport for a person who fired a whole boatload of air traffic controllers.
There's an online petition to the White House to rename Ronald Reagan National Airport to Tim Howard National Airport to honor a true patriot and defender of the American way.
Whereas Tim Howard has shown himself to be a national treasure, Minister of Defense, Friend of Joe Biden, and the holder for the record of most saves in a World Cup match; Therefore, we politely request that we rename the airport to recognize his accomplishments, and meritorious service to the United States of America.
Here's the link to the petition:
White House Petition
Click through to the petition and help make heads explode!