John Boehner's lawsuit against the President has finally shown me the light. It's not that I don't write good or enough or that nobody knows me. It is YOUR fault for not recommending my diaries, so I'm suing all of you for not letting me be on the Rec list!
No, I don't have many specific examples yet. No, I don't really know how to file a lawsuit yet, but how hard can it be? And no, I didn't read all your advice for how to write an impactful diary. But why should I? Lots of us are frustrated. The President is frustrated. John Boehner is frustrated. I'm frustrated, and also procrastinating on some things I promised to do today. But this is important!
I'm not even going to have a poll or write anything in the other box or do links or anything like that. You all are a bunch of meanies! This is a great country! Free speech! Don't bother commenting, I'm not going to read them! Protect the Constitution by recommending this diary! I'm going to sue you all! Hey, listen to me! I don't even know what snark means! Exclamation point! Yeah. Hmmpf. That'll show you. Bleaah!