I hate my index finger.
It wanders out of control from time to time and, in spite of itself, it clicks into an I-P diary. How many times have I told it to STOP! Stay away!?
My index finger keeps forgetting that it is connected to a body that has high blood pressure and can ill afford the provocation. My index finger keeps forgetting about all the posters I usually admire who totally lose their common sense and humanity when they type away with fury in I-P diaries.
Dear Zeus, please deliver me from my errant index finger and keep me the hell away from this. Amen.