Why should I give a monkeys?
Possibly a euphemistic shortening of not to give a monkey's toss or not to give a monkey's fart.
Politely: Not to have the slightest interest or concern
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) said Tuesday "there's a chance" she may run again for President in 2016 and she wonders why no one in the media has been speculating about it.
Seriously who cares, snowballs have better chances in hell.
Apart from the comedic value both supplied by her good-self and definitely not forgetting Marcus either, why?
The four-term congresswoman said her “practice” in the 2012 race would give her an advantage.
Practice does not always make perfect, sometimes you just plain lack the talent.
“To have an organization and people who surround you who are loyal, who are highly competent, who know how to be able to run the ball down the field in state after state."
Sorry Michele but all the competency in the world cannot make gold out of lead.
I will never forget this gem:
"Our movement at its core is an intellectual movement." --Rep. Michele Bachmann on the Tea Party movement, CPAC conference, March 2014
Now that still makes me howl laughing.