This seemed like a fun, participatory, open thread.... inspired by Bob Swern's Diary: Intercept: "Blacklisted: The Secret Government Rulebook For Labeling You a Terrorist"
I thought it would be fun to also rip off Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might be a Redneck if..."
So... ;)
Hows about I get started?
YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF:
... You spell your middle name Bin with an "I" instead of an "E"
... You're ticklish when it comes to airport pat downs
... "W" is just the first letter in "WTF" to you
... "WWW.DailyKos.com" is bookmarked on any electronic device in your possession
... 420 is not change of a $10 for lunch at McDonalds in the terminal
... You don't believe Ted Nugent wasn't always packing when he rode his T-Rex
... Hobby Lobby isn't allowed to fly next to you wearing a "Pro Life T-Shirt"
... You don't volunteer to pay when offered an upgrade to first class
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SNARK!