What a week we’ve been treated to, no? The frustrated “left” sure seems to be gettin’ their groove on & Orange Bloggin™ liek iz teh end ov teh WURLD! It really has been my Tío Tomaso T. Tirado de la Jodía Roca’s Faux Snooz-fueled dream – bellyin’ up to an all-you-can-eat buffet, chock full of poseur pundits and hilariously eggzpoit foreign policy wanks, whom Of Course!™ have all the answers … and all da info … and can do a much better job than this stoopid President! A President some of them proudly and loudly call Teh Ebil War Criminal™!?! … on a Democratic blog? … less than 2 months before the midterms? Well, Bless Their Hearts™ … #PartyUnityIsThyName :O/
Well, yes m'am … but don’t feel bad for the Prez … only in their Beeyoutiful Mindz
™ does President Obama give a Frustrados
™ shit what any of ‘em have to say. He’s dealing with enough venom and
real threats on a daily basis that it makes anything they
think they’re serving up to him ridiculously bland… Utterly Blah
™.
We might as well get used to it though, no? This ain’t the first rodeo with ‘em, and it won’t be the last … and we all know their decibel levels will only increase exponentially until they’re absolutely Mauve With Pixel Rage™!
But here we are in the middle of another election season, and so many of 'em are already slashing and burning every Dem in sight. I haven’t seen a single Dem candidate or pol they actually
support yet …
have u? :O/ Can you just
imagine the Primary Wars
™ that await us wiff deez foks? Puts a smile in your heart, no? … Well, not exactly a
smile, but Beano® will get rid of the burnz – and here’s a friendly little tip from your Puerto Rican hermanito … Stock. Dafuck. Up
™ por favor :O)
And… snort… snorfle… they’re here to Better the Party™ youbetcha! :O) Itz almost like the Palin Brawlers™ exist to raise the level of intellectual discourse in the country!
From careful observashuns, I reckon their idea of “betterin” means screamin’ their fucking heads off, shittin’ in the Orange punchbowl every chance they get, and tearin’ folks who don’t agree with ‘em dafuck apart under this Great Orange Big Top Circus Tent
™ … ‘cause Dey Wantz 2 Rulz Teh Orange Wurldz Goddammit
™!
Mmmhhhmmm, yer Majesty … ‘cause for whatever their reasons, The GOS Is Their Bliss
™ …
Their Preshus™ … They Just. Can’t. Stay. Dafuck. Away. I’m sure kos enjoys the traffic, so it’s a win-win, really… kos getz teh happeh, and we getz teh grinz and gigglez – as soon as we all get over this gaseousness :O/
Woa! Scuse u lil piggy :O) And here's another friendly island tip … as we head into the thick of the mid-term elections, just get these Frustrados
™ out of your system with a good ol' roll on the floor belly laugh… a colon cleanse might help, 2 … but, whatevr u do, don’t let ‘em run ya off, ya hear?
Just ‘cause they say we’re not liberals, or progressives, or Moral™, or whatever the hell that just isn’t good enough for ‘em … doesn’t make it so, ya know? Well, to them is does… but, hoo the hell are they, anyways? Pixels on a screen with opinions, that's hoo ... just like the rest of us. Only some of those peep’s opinionz are lotz angrier, way too aggressive and very Fucking Frustrado™… a pretty damn nasty recipe that should just. not. be. ingested. sez dis chef.
And Of Course!
™ their Operation Depress Turnout
™ won’t work, Bless Their Pointy Little Heads
™, but here they are! Right dafuck on cue!
What a waste, no? We have so much to accomplish as a group in the next 7 weeks and all we get from some in here is Fucking Nails On Teh Chalkboard
™. Can you just
imagine sittin’ down to dinner with some of these folks and talkin’ politikz? Must be such an indescribable sensation of euphoric
wonderment to bask in the presence of their all-encompassing warmth and wisdom and light and cuddly fuzziness … scuse me … blech!
Those of us who actually care about the upcoming elections will just have to tune out the predictable gnashin an wailin, and push on in spite of all the Chalkboard Scratchers
™ … and point and giggle
Of Course!
™ Anythin of a constructiv an aplicablez nachur iz alwayz welcomd 2 teh debatez, I alwayz sez, but the goddamn Screeching
™ and Preaching
™ and Hez Da Evil War Criminal Over-Reaching
™ is so fucking tiresome … But, please do proceed, Guv’nas (how's
that for original :O) And I’ll continue to laff! … the only appropriate response to such a Fuckin’ Ruckus
™.
If you DO want to help get Dems elected, even in a Red Hell
™ like Kentucky where Of Course!
™ an outa the park far-left-wing anti-gunz an killz teh coal librul soshalist can
easily win the votes 2 git rid of McTurtle (ya gotta give it up to ‘em for their prescient elekshun analsists) ...
then please follow David Nir’s Daily Kos Elections Live Digest. Have it delivered to your email inbox every morning and take some action :O) Plz do all ya can to build the lead in the Senate and Flip the House – not quite as impossible as you may have been led to believe :O)
Just don’t let yourself git discouraged by some of the outrageous fucking things you read in dramalalalandia some Angry Orange Corners™, or the shit ya hear around your local Fox infested water coolers ... hard to tell the difference sometimes …
Now, git on back to your own diaries! Go on now, git! Carry on with your Pirates Of Teh Hazbeeinz
™ swashbucklin’
circle jerk … err … vry polite and politically astute verbal intercourse … and give one another a few ahoy matey hugz. It really is a
Gas™ to behold … and your awe-inspiring solushuns to all the wurldz illz iz … well … Ay Dios mio, precioso :O)
¡Pa’lante!