Why did Obama let Ebola virus into the United States?
-Laura Ingraham
The Dartmouth graduate is right to pose this smart, thought out, exceptional question. But why stop there?
My beloved Cardinals barely won the N.L. Central. Why Obama?
This morning my Kombucha was flat. Why Obama?
In Hemingway's A Moveable feast, he drinks way too much. Why Obama?
Whenever I eat cheese I get a terrific headache. Why Obama?
The man seated next to me, on a recent flight, smelled like an old syphilitic whore. Why Obama?
Yesterday I read an infuriating column about the odious, hypocritical Tom Cotton. Why Obama?
My Macbook is starting to freeze up. Why Obama?
I tore one of my favorite shirts last week. Why Obama?
After reading this list I am convinced one of two things is true. Either I lead a pretty shitty life, or Laura Ingraham is full of shit.