Yeah...'ButtleOpener'; it's exactly what you think it is. As so charmingly described on its Facebook page, the ButtleOpener:
"...is a life sized female rear mounted to a custom made bottle opener, which attaches to your wall. They come standard with hot pink panties with the ButtleOpener logo stamped in black. Simply walk up and open your brew as if you were using her butt cheeks to pop it off. Works on twist offs as well."
And people say romance is dead.
According to The Tennessean:
Two weeks after being named chairman of the Williamson County school board, longtime board member Mark Gregory resigned Thursday in the face of growing parental opposition to his leadership.
Gregory will remain on the school board but will not serve as chairman.
Since being elected chairman in September, Gregory has been the target of criticism for his role in helping create the “ButtleOpener,” a bottle opener located inside a female-shaped posterior. He had apologized earlier this week for his participation in that business venture.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that the charmless Gregory is a Republican.
What the hell is it with school board members these days? If it's not the Rocky Mountain Horror Show, it's this asshole who thinks that the vulgar denigration of women is an amusing novelty for drunks. What a sweetheart.
The more I see of these awful people, the more sense home-schooling begins to make.