Bill Kristol. Bill Kristol. Bill Kristol. No matter how you say it, the name exudes wrongness the way a slug exudes slime. What Elvis was to rock 'n roll, Bill Kristol is to being wrong. The King. The Boss. The Clown of Clowns.
To enumerate the many, many, many wrongnesses of William Kristol would take too long...and life, frankly, is too short.
Suffice it to say that Kristol thought that not only would Sarah Palin make a good Vice-President, but that she was an 'important' and 'vital' political figure. There's no coming back from that.
You can understand why McCain took that position: he is an unprincipled and cynical old hack who'd say anything if he thought it would get him elected. But Kristol? Kristol is supposed to be above the fray [Don't make me laugh-Ed.]. He's supposed to provide dispassionate, thoughtful analysis [Are you visiting our planet for long?-Ed.].
But that's Bill Kristol: a corpulent, smirking cluelessness-machine; spiteful, smug, bigoted and self-adoring. A guy who looks (in my wife's words) like he irons his socks.
But lately, it appears that Bill Kristol is running out of venues to be wrong in. He's been wrong in the press; he's been wrong on the radio; he's been wrong on television; he's been wrong on the internet. Are there no worlds left for Bill 'Bozo' Kristol to conquer, i.e. be wrong in?
Well...yeah, there is one: the Twitters! And so, Bill 'The Opposite of Genius' Kristol has taken to the Twitters to share his derpitude with the grateful masses. And how's that working out?
Not so great, actually:
Bill Kristol @BillKristol
At long last, I'm on Twitter: "If the mountaine will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet will goe to the mountaine."
11:19 AM - 13 Oct 2014
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Mediaite @Mediaite
hello and get bent @BillKristol
Eugene V. Dabs @red_mercer 16h16 hours ago
Go Away @BillKristol
scareasmuslijn @erasmuslijn 16h16 hours ago
@BillKristol piss off, wanker
mark walker @jmarkwalk 16h16 hours ago
@BillKristol @exjon cue NEOCON propaganda in 3...2.....
Brian Hendricksen @Bhendricksen 16h16 hours ago
@BillKristol get cancer
mike @mikesbadtweets 16h16 hours ago
@BillKristol eat shit and die in pain
Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonNYC 16h16 hours ago
@BillKristol Great, another media platform for you to be entirely wrong all the time on.
Dunston @neonwario 16h16 hours ago
@crushingbort dunno who this is but im looking forward to people saying that he likes uhh pee and dumps
GARBAGE™ @PierreMenard 16h16 hours ago
@BillKristol go fuck gravel
Dillon @000Dillon000 16h16 hours ago
Of course, Bill '
Mistaken' Kristol was wrong, as usual; he had assumed that the internet in general and the Twitters in particular were suffering from a shortage of clueless assholes spouting crap.
Sadly for Bill 'Audience Survey Says Brrraaappp' Kristol, there is no shortage of assholes on the Twitters. In fact, there is a superfluity (eg. Donald Trump).
Sorry, Bill: 'being wrong on the internet' is not a career move.
Hey! How about skywriting! It could be a 'wrongness' first! Just trying to help, buddy.