With the news of of the Sony hack, and the alleged cyber-counterattack of the North Korean internet, I have a proposal...in the future all wars should be like this.
I dream of a future where wars begin with fart jokes, move on to revealing embarrasments, and conclude with a few days of internet blackout.
I am willing to volunteer my internet browsing history to this cause. All can know about the time I spend looking up confusing sexual terrms i've never heard of, nor think I have the flexability to accomplish.
I am willing to volunteer that, despite my public veneer of cynacism, I do in fact seek out LOLcats.
I will even be humiliated by the revelation that sexy robots turn my crank.
Cause, y'know, all of this is better than killing people.
Whoever did the hack against North Korea, it would have been 100 times better with a Rickroll..