Fried ‘popcorn’ chicken, mashed potatoes, peas, fruit cup and a chocolate chip cookie
The United States of America is number one. We are basically the best in just about everything. Basketball, baseball, American-rules football.
Sweetgreen's tumblr site put this up to show how much ass we kick around the globe in the food we feed our children.
Local fish on a bed of arugula, pasta with tomato sauce, caprese salad, baguette and some grapes
What is that, Italy—bread? Also, too many "leafs" on that dish. No thank you.
Pea soup, beet salad, carrot salad, bread and pannakkau (dessert pancake) with fresh berries
Pannakkau isn't even a real thing. Next.
Steak, carrots, green beans, cheese and fresh fruit
Block of cheese with rind? Gross. Also, minus five points for having green beans on the plate and no "french fries."
Pork with mixed veggies, black beans and rice, salad, bread and baked plantains
I guess there's pork in there, but I can't see it. Sorry Brazil—meal is a side dish.
Fish soup, tofu over rice, kimchi and fresh veggies
Tofu? Kimchi? You want your kids to grow up to be vegetarians?!?! Booooooooooo!
Baked chicken over orzo, stuffed grape leaves, tomato and cucumber salad, fresh oranges, and greek yogurt with pomegranate seeds
First off, Greece, how about not stealing oranges off of trees? Stuffed grape leaves look like greasy leaves, am I right?
Mashed potatoes with sausage, borscht, cabbage and syrniki (a dessert pancake)
Isn't
borscht what commies eat?
Sautéed shrimp over brown rice and vegetables, gazpacho, fresh peppers, bread and an orange
What's up with the oranges and bread? Only three shrimp? Spain, step it up!
Fried ‘popcorn’ chicken, mashed potatoes, peas, fruit cup and a chocolate chip cookie
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!