Courtesy of Dana Milbank. We now have new Bushisms. Terrifyingly enough, we could have Jeb Bush as president. He could possibly be more stupid than his clueless brother GW Bush 43.
Sorry if this was already discussed. I need to save for myself for posterity.
My favorites are...
"nucular"
and
A top priority, he explained, is “reforming a broken immigration system and turning it into an economic — catalytic converter for sustained economic growth.”
It's hard to use big words like "catalyst".... and it's hard....
“to put food on your family.”
This speech was clearly a catalytic converter ... er catalyst... for yet another Bush family candidacy, that is if you subscribe to child-like, Palinesque level of discourse in your world leaders. No wonder Barbara Bush was so embarassed for Jeb to run.
The rest of the world may ask: is America so backward that we elect dipshits like dumb and dumber to run the United States of America? Grown men who can hardly speak?! Clearly, based on GWB 43, the answer is yes. We got torture, mass war, and economic collapse from these GOP clowns.
“I don’t know what the effect has been, because, you know, it’s really kind of hard to be out on the road, and I’m just a gladiator these days, so I don’t follow every little detail.”
“As we grow our presence by growing our ability to produce oil and gas,” Bush went on, “we also make it possible to lessen the dependency that Russia now has on top of Europe.”
“I don’t have a solution. I mean, I—I—I’ve read articles, you know, about whether the 1915 kind of breakout of the Middle East and how that no longer is a viable deal.”
He touted a Latin American free-trade agreement and noted that “where Columba and I live is going to be right in the center of the universe of that free-trade agreement.”
And of course it's not a Republican speech without a "tighten the noose" reference when discussing brown people.
Murica you see.