Bill O'Reilly has always been my best friend. To understand why, look below the racetrack.
Bill was there beside me as we elbowed our way across the sands at Normandy on D-Day.
He would have been the sixth man hoisting the American flag over Iwo Jima if he hadn't pushed me forward to be that man. He's such a humble man, always willing to let others take the credit for his deeds---even his screw-ups.
It was Bill who, flying his chopper in the face of intense enemy fire, single-handedly saved hundreds of Vietnamese women and children during the hurried US abandonment of their country to North Vietnam.
Bill was beside me as we clawed down the Berlin Wall with our bare hands.
It's a little known fact that it was actually Bill who saved Ronald Reagan's life during the assassination attempt on the life of the greatest president this country has ever known.
It was Bill who stood beside me during the horrible riots on the steps of the Capital Building when five protestors held up a banner opposing the building of a pipeline---the one being built to transport Canadian tar sands crude to China from New Orleans.
If Bill says he did it, if Bill says he was there, you can believe that--- It's the God's Honest Truth!