We went deep undercover in Donald Trump's hair salon and during the major renovation work required on the "hair's" housing, we managed to get this interview
Your intrepid reporter: "It's good to finally meet your highly coiffed eminence."
The Hair "Thank you for allowing me to set the record straight."
YIR: "How so?"
TH: "Don't you know I'm a socialist?"
YIR: "Then why do you stick around?"
TH: "I influence his every action."
YIR: "Then you are responsible for the crap that comes out his mouth?"
TH: "Yep."
YIR: "you should be ashamed!"
TH: "I'm sorry you feel that way but it was the only way since his brain had become so shrunken the only way forward was to ramp up the lunacy"
YIR: "Oh my gosh....you mean"
TH: "its all an evil plan!"
YIR and TH: "hahahahahahaha"
YIR: "good one"
TH: "Now win the next election and free me from this torture"
YIR "Would you like a blue rinse?"
TH: "Not yet, but soon"
The hair was replaced and Trump smiled as the soothing words were once more rattling around his skull, as he left he said "all liberals should be publicly flogged". The hair takes its job seriously.
YIR