I won't get off your front lawn, sir.
According to
Reuters a Texas man was hit in the face by a bullet he shot at an armadillo, a bullet that bounced off the famously hard shell of the armadillo.
Cass County Sheriff Larry Rowe said the man, who was not identified, went outside his home in Marietta, southwest of Texarkana, at around 3 a.m. on Thursday morning. He spotted the armadillo on his property and opened fire.
"His wife was in the house. He went outside and took his .38 revolver and shot three times at the armadillo," Rowe said.
He was airlifted to a hospital and his jaw was wired shut.
"We didn't find the armadillo," the sheriff said.
Everyone knows, you don't take a
handgun to an armadillo fight.