Sorry Josh Boy, you're on your own.
Come on Mike, we're waiting. It's been almost a week now, this should be right up your alley! Fine, upstanding fundamentalist Christian conservative activist friend gets caught repeatedly trolling on a website specifically dedicated to extramarital affairs, to the tune of paying $250.00 for an "Affair Guarantee" clause, and all of a sudden you're a mute? Where's all that vaunted christian compassion and forgiveness you're always blathering on endlessly about. And come on dude, it's not like you haven't been down this road once already, so let's hear it, put your big boy pants on and take your medicine.
Follow me below the orange Huckabee Morals Mural for the rest.
The fact that he confessed his sins to those he harmed, sought help, and has gone forward to live a responsible and circumspect life as an adult is testament to his family’s authenticity and humility.
That was Mike Huckabee's defense of Josh Duggar on 5/15, when discussing the fact that that the saucy lad had been a predatory pedophile in his teens, even preying on at least two of his sisters. But that single, stupid, insensitive and brainless statement of support wasn't enough for Huckabee. He now had the bit well and truly between his teeth, and even went on Fox to debate it with Megyn Kelly;
HUCKABEE: Megyn, he was an unadjudicated minor at the time that this happened. You’re an attorney. You understand that a person is innocent until proven guilty.
KELLY: But he confessed.
HUCKABEE: He was never adjudicated. He did not confess in a court of law. The law does not hold him accountable, even if he confesses. The bigger issue is not Josh, the bigger issue, the girls. How were the girls served? How were the victims served by the exploitation, by the release, the unlawful release, I’m going to go back and emphasize the illegal unlawful release of that information. It was not about the victims. It was about trying to go after the Duggars. They have been known as a family that is a Christian family. If a Liberal has anything like this kind of situation, it’s no big deal.
Really?!?! A confession don't mean jack shit if you're not convicted? Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, the only reason he wasn't convicted is that the family pulled more strings than the violin section of the Boston Chamber Orchestra to keep it from going to court!
The italics in the last line in the interview are mine, and for a good reason. That's what Huckabee actually said, on the air, now archived for humanity in that transcript. I'm sorry, but I beg to differ with you, you two legged stool. Does anybody in here honestly believe that if this had happened to a liberal celebrity, especially one who was socially and politically active in liberal causes that Mike Huckabee would be as silent as the tomb? Show of hands? Anybody? -cheep, cheep, cheep- Yeah, I thought so. Huckabee would be on this like a mongrel on a pork chop bone, desperately trying to get some media time to shore up his bottom feeder campaign, and most likely so would all the rest of the "Christian, family values" walking diaper stains running in the race. But really, not a peep about the whole Ashley Madison thing, even though that was at least non criminal?
Josh Duggar has been wrong about so many things in his life, and he was wrong once again in his confession statement. He stated; "I have been the biggest hypocrite ever."
Sorry pal. As long as Mike Huckabee continues to steal valuable oxygen from the planet, you're not even in the major leagues. Better luck next time kid.