A natural constituency
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(CNN)-- A poll of the international space station found that all 4 American astronauts aboard, all of whom have been in space for 4-6 months, prefer Clinton over Bernie Sanders.
Astronaut Tim Johnson said for him it was an easy choice.
"Hillary versus who?" Johnson puzzled. "Look, I didn't vote for her in '08 but I'm not supporting some guy I know nothing about.
"Hopefully Elizabeth Warren enters the race so someone will be speaking out against Wall Street and corporate interests."
Another poll of the coma recovery ward at Chicago Rush Hospital found similar staggering results.
"Sure I'll vote for Clinton," said resident Maude Russell. "But I thought she was running for the Senate out of New York? Say, do you by any chance know where I live?"
The lone dissenting voice came from Abraham Jackson, who had just awoken from a 40 year coma.
"Ronald Reagan? The actor?!"
The polls were conducted September 3-6, have a margin of error of 0 because all residents were polled and were sponsored by Hillary For America.
"We wanted to shift the media's focus away from the undeniable momentum for Bernie in states where candidates are actually campaigning," said a Hillary spokesman. "Uninformed voters are people too, you know!"