Enter office. Close door. Sit down. Shut up!
Thank God it's over. With her quaking voice announcement from the building steps that while she won't approve the licenses she'll let deputies issue them, Kim Davis became every bit as interesting as she was the week before she refused her first license. Zero in other words. Her appeals are going nowhere, and the governor has already stated he ain't spending $60,000 a day to special session the legislature to grease this squeaky wheel. And by the time the KY legislature resumes in January how high do you think
this particular dead horse will be on the agenda? Now that there's no longer a public controversy, Davis' K-Mart strip mall law office team of legal beagles will slither off back home and bother us no more.
Man, some martyr you turned out to be Kim! I remember the good old days when real martyrs got burned at the stake and fed to lions for their beliefs, you buckled like a seat belt after five days in a single person cell. You couldn't carry Joan of Arc's dirty bodkin Kim.
So, go! Begone damned spot. Scuttle back to your hole and lick your wounds, reminding yourself over and over how you won. And take your stupid victory lap, your tearful face, and Mike Huckabee and stick 'em where the sun don't shine and take them with you. You sold all of those people out hen you went back to work yesterday. You're a charlatan, so just go away and leave us alone.
Thanks as always for reading!