Never sworn to god. Ok I said fuck off a few times but it was more like a sky thing and I apologized to the sky later because I could see it.
Me and the clouds will be drifting later if you want to hook up and talk about something other than humans.
"I don't want to die" to the left of me, "this is all pointless" to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with no clue.
When life starts haunting you, make out with your ghosts.
Just when I thought I couldn't feel more like a loser Mars has a pool and I don't.
We're at the point where I feel like Republicans would shut down the government if the capitol building cafeteria cancelled pizza day.
You know what would be political suicide? If someone stood up and talked about caring for the born.
Science uncovers new things all the time and we're going to feel like major assholes when they prove facebook shares can actually cure stuff.
Ted Cruz looks like the kind of guy that would design his own personal military uniform once in power.