Did you notice that Facebook went down yesterday? The explanation for that is Bernie.
Shortly after the apocalyptic signs in the sky and what-not, Facebook went down. Again. Facebook officials claimed that it was due to “configuration issues,” but insiders admit it was the sheer weight of Bernie Sanders supporters that caused the problem.
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After the second time Facebook went down, Mark Zukerberg was overheard muttering, “It’s those Sanders people. We’ve been vacuuming them out of the servers.”