Clinton Supporters:
Monsanto developed, megafarm roast pheasant, stuffed with caviar dipped brand new $100 bills printed at the New York Federal Reserve on rainforest paper
Italian white truffles, picked with underpaid working class labor and served with panache and greed
A vintage 1985 bottle of ‘Tears of Poverty’ a special grape developed by Nancy Reagan and the luxury division of Volkswagen Diesel
Sanders Supporters:
Organic, free range, non-GMO, local sourced, fair trade, vegan, union raised faux goose rissoles served with a ladle full of righteous indignation gravy
Solidarity SandersWich, consisting of two slices of white Wonder bread, government issue cottage cheese, and the hard white part of iceberg lettuce, shaped into a fist and shrink-wrapped for easy transport to occupy protests and/or extraordinary rendition
Morally Upright IPA
O'Malley Supporters
One store brand chicken pot pie, brought by that guy who showed up for his events and endorsed Clinton and served on 1000 dusty, unused paper plates
Half a bag of leftover Halloween candy corn
Municipal tap water imported from GlenBurnie, MD (pure coincidence!)
Ok, actually im going to fire up the grill and cycle out all the old liquor. That's about it.
How bout you?