I’m sick of all the clowning around here about who will vote — or not vote — for whom. Or whatever the correct grammar is. So I have constructed the ultimate pole.
EVERYONE HERE SHOULD TAKE MY POLE NOW!
You think I’m kidding?
I’M NOT!
If I catch anyone not taking my pole, I will open a public Help Desk thread that outs those who refuse to take my pole and asks kos to ban all those who refuse to participate. It’s a Help Desk thread that could stretch into the thousands of comments.
YOU DON’T WANT YOUR NAME ON THAT LIST!
So take my entire pole.
NOW!