Enjoy this smooth and creamy custard that’s baked to perfection. Perfect dessert to treat all Americans!
Ingredients
2 ½ cups compassion and fighting spirit
2 Senator and 1 Secretary of State
1/2 cup multicultural coalition
1 teaspoon sass
dash of sweet, sweet schadenfreude
Directions
- Heat primary season to 350°F.
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In large bowl, beat sass, compassion and fighting spirit, Senator, and Secretary of State with a wire whisk or fork. Gradually stir in 1/3 cup multicultural coalition.
- Pour into 3 million + 6-ounce custard cups. Sprinkle with sweet, sweet schadenfreude.
- Place cups in 13x9-inch pan on the furnace stoked by Hillary haters. Pour male tears into the pan to within 1/2 inch of tops of cups.
- Bake about 8 months or until the opposition which can be removed easily.
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Remove cups from the furnace. Cool after Super Tuesday. Unmold and serve warm, or refrigerate and unmold before serving. Store covered in refrigerator. It works well either way.
Serve
There are several options:
- This is an endless recipe, always giving and there is always more. Pass around liberally.
- Distribute to fellow Hillary lovers and encourage others to taste. The sweet, yet strong taste of this recipe is a very pleasant surprise for many.
- Hillary Custard has been perfected over the last forty years, from generation to generation, and it has resulted in a blend of rich and complex flavors that each new teaspoon brings you.
- This recipe has caught on popularity in the past few months and is being shared among many more people.
- You will encounter many of those who will refuse to sample this recipe on a matter of principle, and they may even show anger at the idea through displays of aggression that are unfortunate at best.. That is their prerogative. It is best to move on and find others of better wisdom and open hearts.
- You can also dress up your recipe by adding any of those spices: hope, change, and it is particularly delicious with a generous helping of Obama syrup.
- ENJOY!
I am working today so please play nice and enjoy the recipe. Any suggestions for new recipes would be much appreciated. :)