Why does there have to be an open thread for a campaign event for Bernie Sanders supporters and one for Hillary Clinton supporters?
Sidestepping the obvious but odious comparisons to water fountains and swimming pools (sorry, I actually saw such things in the weird world that was Virginia in my long ago long ago), I still have to ask WTF? Are we Democrats or not? I’m deep behind Sanders but I’m not afraid to stand next to Clinton supporters. Or has science discovered a new and virulent Clinton Cootie I should be aware of?
Surely we can sit in the same virtual room and bust each others’ chops like (almost) grownups while we watch the playoffs. Maybe?
How many Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? What kind of sexist shit is that, assuming that a female candidate can’t change a light bulb? A hedge fund manager, a senator and an hourly wage earner walk into a bar… That would never happen!
Give that shit up. We’re all on the same couch here, okay?
Though, damn, you sure you want to wear that outdoors? Oh, like you blend!