Or should I say, $4 million in small donations since the most adorable unscripted moment in the history of world politics:
Sources say the music on this video was heard by witnesses to the event and quite probably was sung by either angels, a pro-Bernie labor union of mythical sprites, or animated birds just offscreen warbling the Carpenters while synchronize-flying in peace symbol formation.
We finally have the answer why the crowd behind Bernie looked heavenward! Jumbotron, pshaw.
So yeah, Sanders’ legion of small donors far and wide responded resoundingly to the trio of embarrassing blowouts in Washington, Alaska, and Hawaii he inflicted on the front-runner.
In the space of less than 48 hours, they donated over $4 million to the Sanders campaign!
The opponent? Planning to keep pace with an April fundraising dinner run by George Clooney where each couple must donate $66,800 to get in, and $353,400 to sit with George. Yep.
Heck, let ‘em. Because, you see, reports of the Sanders campaign’s demise that you might have read somewhere have been greatly exaggerated.
Small Sanders donors are still saying, not so fast. It ain’t over ‘til it’s over!
Go Bernie go!
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