HOW BAD-ASS IS HILLARY?
There’s a great scene in the sci-fi show Doctor Who, in which a bunch of aliens attacks the earth and is stopped by the Doctor. They try to leave, but the Doctor demands they come back. And he gives them a spanking.
Oy, you lot, what do you think you’re doing? This planet is protected by me. Look at all the other aliens who tried to attack the earth, and look at the terrible things that happened to them. And then…RUN!
Wisely, they ran.
Look at what has happened to the dirtbags who have come after Hillary. It isn’t pretty.
Hillary has been under attack by conservatives for forty years. Think of it: no politician in U.S. history has sustained so many attacks for so long, not even Nixon. It all began back in Arkansas where she worked as a legal scholar, writing about protecting the rights of children, especially foster children and abused children. Conservatives came after her crazy ideas. The result was a smashing victory for Hillary: her works on the subject of children’s rights are still quoted today, and the dirtbags who attacked her have disappeared into oblivion.
Then she stepped on the national stage, acquired bigger enemies, and won bigger victories.
The conservatives came after Hillary with two dozen investigations by Congress and independent counsels, with government agencies, grand juries, inspectors general, reporters, lawyers, subpoenas, depositions, documents, emails, tax returns, medical history, speech transcripts. Twenty years, 50 million dollars worth of investigations, and she’s the most investigated person in human history. And all they achieved was to prove that she’s the most honest politician in Washington.
She won.
And they lost, spectacularly. Three men were chosen to lead the House during the Clinton jihad of the 1990s: Gingrich who was nailed for ethics violations and adultery, Livingston who cheated on his wife, and Hastert who raped little boys. Joining the hunt, then and later, were several other Republican leaders like Henry Hyde who went down for ethical violations and adultery. Or they were caught fudging the evidence to make Hillary look bad. Darrell Issa, laughed off stage by his own caucus, live on camera. Trey Gowdy, made a laughing stock during the eleven-hour Hillary-thon.
One by one, the Hillary haters went down.
Matt Drudge, his site rapidly losing influence and loaded with malware. Even Fox thinks he’s a joke.
Rush Limbaugh, once the feared ruler of the conservative movement, now a punch line, his corporation heading for bankruptcy.
Judicial Watch, being sued by its own founder.
Fox News has become such a joke for everyone who isn’t white and elderly, that Nielsen rates their median viewer age as 65-plus – that’s as high as their scale goes. In ten years the Fox viewership will be pushing up daisies.
Rudy Giuliani and Rick Lazio tried to stop Hillary from reaching the Senate; Rudy openly bragged that he was going to smear her with one lie after another – why not? Rudy went down in flames when he was caught cheating on his wife. Lazio tried to intimidate Hillary in a debate, crowding her at her podium like a dickhead, and it backfired badly. He lost by double digits. Both Ricky and Rudy are trivia answers now.
Seventeen Republicans lined up to run for the Republican nomination this year, all screaming about Hillary’s crimes and outrages; already more than a dozen have gone down in flames, their careers in ruins. Christie with the bridge scandal. Kasich crashing Lehman Brothers, Fiorina crashing HP, Bush stealing a presidential election. Santorum is now an internet meme for anal leakage.
One after another, the haters went down in flames.
And the two survivors of the GOP Hunger Games, Trump and Cruz, already the most reviled men in America, are already trash-talking Hillary, not realizing they are destined for exile and humiliation.
After 40 years of being attack by the right, Hillary has been subjected to brutal attacks from the left as well: MSNBC, the Huffington Post. The left-wing outlets who tried to take Hillary down – MSNBC in particular – succeeded only in damaging their own reputations.
And, hate to say it, the Daily Kos didn’t do so hot in this regard either.
And, you Kossacks can attack me and ban me all you want, but some of the most repellent attacks against Hillary have come during the current campaign. For months these people told America that Hillary is unqualified, she has bad judgment, she lacks credibility, she’s corrupt, she’s a racist, she’s a murderer. They called her a whore and threw dollar bills at her. They repeatedly attacked her for things she never did, and for things that both Hillary and Bernie Sanders did, like taking Wall Street money and voting to remove Saddam from power. They have tried to terrorize everyone who supports Hillary, with threats. They have run a sleazy campaign loaded with dirty tricks. They have screamed demands at her, demanded her documents, demanded changes in her policies, demanded she come to debates, demanded that she apologize. And their candidate is about to get crushed, in the state where he was born.
Even the haters on the left are feeling the burn. This is what happens when you take on Hillary.
The most attacked woman in the world, voted the most admired woman in the world, twenty times.
And Hillary has done it alone. She has gotten no help from the left-wing media, or the right-wing media, or the mainstream media. Even mainstreamers like the Washington Post and the New York Times get burned over and over, eagerly reprinting anti-Hillary smears from right-wing sites, only to be forced to retract them later.
So Hillary has done it without a posse. And it’s time to round up a posse for her. US.
Donald? Ted? Hop on a spaceship and RUN. This is going to end very badly for you.
HILLARY. IS. A. BADASS.