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Hi. Miz Pixie agin. Iz good to see yu cum back.
Last Catudai, we talk bout growing up.
Diz Caturdai, we keep talking bout growing up,
cuz dere iz many more tings to learnz.
Diz Caturdai we learnz bout counting.
Counting iz bery portant.
But iz not hard.
I teach yu.
Furst, I showz yu how.
Watch careful.
One kitteh.
Too kitteh.
Tree kitteh.
Fur kitteh.
Fibe kitteh.
See. Not hard.
Now yu count wit me.
One kitteh.
Too kitteh.
Tree kitteh.
Fur kitteh.
Fibe kitteh.
Bery good.
Now wez can count udder tings.
Yu count wit me.
One friendz.
Too friendz.
Tree friendz.
Fur friendz.
Fibe friendz.
X-llent.
Now yu try all by yursef.
How many kitteh?
How many friendz?
Bery, bery good.
Now I give yu last test.
Yu bring me fibe cheezeburger.
I wait here.
Fibe cheezeburger.
Diz iz one cheezeburger. Yu bringz fibe cheezeburger
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I still waiting
Yu remember fibe?
Diz fibe kitteh.
Yu bringz fibe cheezeburger.
I still waiting.
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I sorry but yu no pass test.
Yu no bringz fibe cheezeburger.
But no worriez.
Yu can try agin next Caturdai.
Remember bringz fibe cheezeburger.
See yu den.