Hahaha! That’s all, folks. Let us pray—I mean rejoice. No, no, Ted Cruz is not dead; his campaign is—and that is good news on so many levels. As most know by now, the warmonger, liar, homophobic, misogynistic, racist, xenophobic Ted Cruz suspended (ended) his campaign at approximately 9PM, Tuesday night. (Read the Daily Kos story by Barbara Morrill here.)
Yes, Cruz is Green Eggs And Hammered.
Here is the FiveThirtyEight tweet with its complimentary video about TrustTED, the dearly DeparTED:
Something tells me FiveThirtyEight has had this one ready to go… The rest of us are SHOCKED, I tell ya, SHOCKED! Now there’s only one left go. Bye Felicia!