Are you a resident of Wyoming and have you been one for twelve months or more? Are you a Democrat who likes a challenge? Got 200 bucks and a little spare time?
How would you like to take a chance at the Wyoming Adventure of a Lifetime?
This isn’t some caged-quail shoot on a luxury “ranch.” We’re talking a real hunt, against the biggest and most dangerous game: Cheneys.
Yes, notorious carpetbagger and Sith princess Liz Cheney is running for office again in the Cowboy State and you could be her opponent! Because, as with too many House seats, there is not a Democratic candidate yet declared for Wyoming’s single, at-large seat.
Now, I’m going to guarantee anything. You could pony up the dough, file as the Dem candidate (better get busy; deadline’s May 27th) and still not get to face down the Spawn. She may not survive the primary for the seat being vacated by Cynthia Lummis.
There are a number of Repubs vying for the nomination, many of whom do not have to lie about the length of their residence to procure a fishing license, and none of whom face quite the level of resistance Lord Vader’s daughter has engendered in her adopted home.
But Mini-He does have a shot. Already has a good endorsement in Simpson, she’s been out mending fences and money will always be available.
Plus there’s Daddy. Richard the Bruce is so desperate to be relevant that he’s endorsed Trump, despite the magnate’s scathing video review of the Angler’s book.
Since January 2009, The Dick’s been desperately trying to brand Obama Derangement Syndrome with the family name, and little Liz has been right by Daddy’s side. He will call on every resource he can to get her that nomination.
And, because we’re talking yet another seat left unchallenged, if she gets that nom, the Cheney Spawn will be a U.S. Representative.
Unless you’re willing to gamble two hundred dollars. Before May 27th.
I’d do it myself, despite my extremely checkered past, were I a resident. Heck, I love Wyoming adventures. Gone casting in creeks that don’t show up on BLM maps. Tracked a grizzly up the Firehole. Actually, no fooling, seen an unidentified flying object land on Devil’s Tower. All true stories.
But this one I can’t make, even if I had the gear. Tell you what, though. Run for this seat and I’ll make you a free ad.