Despite what you might've read (in last week's edition of Sunday Talk and elsewhere), Donald Trump is not Hitler.
You don't need to take my word for it ... just ask his smokin' hot wife Melania, who was recently profiled in GQ Magazine.
Speaking of which, the author of that piece, who was inundated with anti-Semitic notes and phone calls following its publication, totally brought that on herself.
Meanwhile, Trump's extremely bangable daughter, Ivanka, dispelled the notion—put forward by the New York Times this week—that her father is a groper.
She'll have you know that he has never touched her inappropriately.
Bottom line: If you're interested in learning the truth about Donald Trump, you should only listen to the people related to him by blood or marriage.
Morning lineup:
Meet the Press: Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton; Billionaire Entrepreneur Mark Cuban; Others TBD.
Face The Nation: "Miracle on the Hudson" Pilot Chesley 'Sully' Sullenberger; Former NTSB Chair Mark Rosenker; Former Homeland Security Advisor Fran Townsend; Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT); Roundtable: Molly Ball (The Atlantic), Ezra Klein (Vox.com), Ramesh Ponnuru (National Review) & Ed O'Keefe (Washington Post).
This Week: Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT); Rep. Ed Royce (R-CA); Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA); Roundtable: Democratic Strategist Donna Brazile, "Independent" Strategist Matthew Dowd, Bill Kristol (Weekly Standard) & Cokie Roberts (ABC News).
Fox News Sunday: Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson; Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX); Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL); Roundtable: Brit Hume (Fox News), Kirsten Powers (USA Today), Michael Needham (Heritage Action for America) & Juan Williams (Fox News).
State of the Union: Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT); Libertarian Party VP Candidate Bill Weld; Roundtable: S.E. Cupp (NY Daily News), Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), Rep. Xavier Becerra (D-CA) & Radio Host Bill Press.
Evening lineup:
60 Minutes will feature: a rare look inside the secretive world of insider trading (preview); and, an interview with White House Senior Adviser Valerie Jarrett (preview).
Late night shows:
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Monday: Actress Emilia Clarke; Actress Shiri Appleby; Singer-Songwriter Cynthia Erivo.
Tuesday: Actor Sean Hayes; Model Brooklyn Decker; Comedian Lewis Black.
Wednesday: Actor James McAvoy; Actor Nick Swardson; Theoretical Physicist Brian Greene.
Thursday: Actress Lizzy Caplan; Singer-Songwriter Neil Young; Actor Mike Epps.
Friday: Actress Rashida Jones; Rock Band The Struts.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Monday: Actress Rose Byrne; Tuesday: Journalist Katie Couric; Wednesday: Retired NYPD Commander Corey Pegues; Thursday: TBD.
Elsewhere...
The Oklahoma state legislature called for the impeachment of President Obama.
Oklahoma's Republican-dominated legislature has filed a measure calling for President Barack Obama's impeachment over his administration's recommendations on accommodating transgender students, saying he overstepped his constitutional authority.
The Obama administration told U.S. public schools last week that transgender students must be allowed to use the bathroom of their choice, upsetting Republicans and raising the likelihood of fights over federal funding and legal authority.
The impeachment call seems to be on shaky ground since the letter offered non-binding guidance and did not have the force of law, legal experts told local media.
State Representative John Bennett, a Republican, said in a statement the White House directive was "biblically wrong," and a violation of state sovereignty.
Meanwhile...
A Louisiana state lawmaker revealed himself to be a colossal dick.
"I offer up this amendment as a part of keeping the spirit alive of trimming the fat," state Rep. Kenny Havard (R) said on the House floor, to audible laughs and guffaws from the chamber.
But a number of members were outraged, calling the amendment and reaction to it embarrassing and disgusting. When state Rep. Nancy Landry (R) asked Havard if he meant such women were unfit to be dancers, audible "ohhs" could be heard from the chamber. Havard responded: "No ma'am, I'm just worried about their health, and I wouldn't want them to hurt one another." More cackles.
Havard's amendment reads that dancers be "between twenty-one and twenty-eight years of age and shall be no more that one hundred sixty pounds in weight."
But a number of members were outraged, calling the amendment and reaction to it embarrassing and disgusting. When state Rep. Nancy Landry (R) asked Havard if he meant such women were unfit to be dancers, audible "ohhs" could be heard from the chamber. Havard responded: "No ma'am, I'm just worried about their health, and I wouldn't want them to hurt one another." More cackles.
Then state Rep. Julie Stokes (R) rose and said, "Looking over this body, I've never been more repulsed to be a part of it."
And, finally...
Right-wing smear merchant James O'Keefe accidentally exposed himself to the target of his latest "sting."
Project Veritas founder and pioneering investigative reporter James O'Keefe has revealed exclusively to Breitbart News that he has been forced to abandon an ambitious undercover investigation into billionaire left-wing financier George Soros and his Open Society Foundations.
After posing as a foreign donor named "Victor," and leaving a voicemail for a Soros official, O'Keefe began a conversation with his staff about their ongoing investigation, not realizing his telephone line was still open. When he checked his phone again several minutes later, he realized he may have been recorded, and the undercover investigation had to be suspended.
Knowing is half the battle.
- Trix