A Tribute to the GBCW Warrior
When, in the annals of human internet history, so great of an individual as yourself deems to visit upon the wretched rejected of all of mankind, it is no less than a sign of the divine that so great an individual would interject their opinions into the epic battles waged across the battlefield known as the internet.
Armed but with keyboard in one hand, and blessed with wisdom plucked from the chambers of eternity, you strode upon that battlefield like a vision of fire and light. And when, opinions in mind and fingers nimbly stroking your keyboard, you laid waste to your foes with mankind’s greatest weapon, the internet opinion, I was there.
When your foes went reeling before you in the face of your onslaught, I was there. When your words created such tragic devastation upon the face of blogs and subreddits, I was there. When the people rent their shirts and cried to the heavens for the beauty and destruction of your words, I was there. And when, your battle waged, you had brought justice and truth to the face of the internet, in one fell swoop earning both the antipathy and love of your enemies, I was there.
I stood upon that battlefield and looked upon you, the greatest of warriors, a god among men, and king among kings: the internet debater. For the world never knew one such as you, and may never know another after. For when you chose to depart this battlefield, there was no one who could replace you with your greatest of weapons: the opinion.