Disclaimer: You’re all racist honkeys, regardless of affiliation.
Quit DailyKos? Walk away in disgust and never return?
I fucking envy you people.
I wish I could stop paying attention to this brazen bull chamber of a site.
But no, I’d rather stick around, refresh the rec list, and look for clusters of angry painful things to read so that I can lash out with painful angry things in return.
I could leave it alone but…………...you’re evil. I just thought you should know that. Just one more diary, one more comment thread, then I can go do spiritually rewarding things that I actually derive joy from. Won’t take long. Just one more…..
[5 HOURS OF FLAGGING PEOPLE LATER]
…………..sigh……………..
jbou was a Prophet when he said “Arguing on Dailykos is like taking your time and setting it on fire”. A fucking prophet, Blessings Be Upon His Name. Put dat quote on his bronze statue. Print it on bootleg t-shirts to be sold outside NetRoots Nation. Chisel that shit onto a stone tablet and seal it inside the Ark of The Kosvenant that shall reside within the Dkos Corporate HQ Well of Souls.
This is like the 3rd time in 2 months that I’ve posted a bizarre, stream-of-consciousness, primal scream, why-am-i-here, cry-for-help diary like this. I could never get into cutting myself and none of my weed dealers have opioid pills so I guess DailyKos is my preferred outlet for self-harm. Why the fuck else would I choose to come here and deliberately seek out the most depressing possible things to read? Behold: the dark side of the contrarian impulse.
There’s good informative stuff on Dkos but……..WHO THE FUCK READS ANY OF THAT AMIRITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GIVING UP SMOKING? NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT, BLOG ABOUT HOW BERNIE/HILLARY SUPPORTERS ARE RACISTS THAT EAT BABIES AND POOP NAZIS INSTEAD.
Boom: 200 recs, meta reply diary, meta-meta reply diary, and 5,000 comments.
Its 2am. Hopefully that means nobody will ever read this and wage TOTAL WAR in the comments (please note the 2nd paragraph of this diary where I express my staunch undying support for the 2003 Invasion of Iraq) and this will just quietly slip under the waves with 1 rec. Or wait, DO ATTACK ME, I WANT TO BE ATTACKED THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING RIGHT? I don’t even know anymore.
Just to be safe tho, here’s a picture of Hillary with flaming skulls to keep me in good standing with the Bernie Rollin 60's Neighborhood Crips:
…..annnnnd here’s a high rez zoom of Bernie’s lower teeth to cover me from the Hillary Piru Street Boyz:
THERE YOU CAN’T TOUCH ME
hahahaha what a shitty diary, i can’t believe my lazy ass made it to the wreck list before
(btw i love how this site is actually more popular than ever right now if you go by the numbers. Score one for “If it bleeds, it leads” and the Lizard part of the human brain)
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
#420BLAZEIT