I’m tired of the Bernie vs Hillary debates. Neither one of them is a great candidate, and we all know that Trump is terrible.
What’s a guy to do when none of the candidates are an option?
Vote Third Party, of course. And what group boasts a candidate with the wisdom to guide the country, nay, the world? Which potential world leader has, indeed, led a world before? Who, by sheer force of will (and some divine power) can right this corrupt existence we live in?
Why, Gozer the Gozerian, of course.
(Known in some parts of the world, and other worlds, as Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Gozer the Traveler, Volguus Zildrohar and Lord of the Sebouillia)
Just think about it. On election day, the traveler will come as a large and moving Torg, or that of a giant Slor! A lot of Democrats and Republicans will know what it’s like to be roasted in the depths of a Slor on that day, I can tell you!
So, in 2016, when you go to the polls, don’t forget.
Why vote for a human when you can vote for a god?
#KossacksForGozer #GozerTheGozerian #DontCrossTheStreams
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