The Bundy Clan (or should I say Bundy Klan) have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble thanks to their shenanigans in Nevada and Oregon. They and their accomplices are looking at numerous felonies and very long jail sentences. The smart move would be to work out a plea deal with the prosecution and receive a reduced sentence. Many of the more astute individuals did just that:
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However, Ryan Bundy has hit upon a brilliant move to avoid being prosecuted. He has declared himself an idiot:
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Does that mean Ryan Bundy is trying to plead insanity? Nope, but what he is actually doing would make anyone question his mental state. In an actual legal filing Ryan Bundy has offered this garbled piece of legal nonsense:
i; ryan c, man, am not a member of the BAR Association; and; do not; and; never have; paid dues to the BAR Association; and; am not in good standing with the BAR Association; and;
i; ryan c, man, am an idiot of the ‘Legal Society’; and; am an idiot (layman, outsider) of the ‘Bar Association’; and; i am incompetent; and; am not required by any law to be competent;
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In case you are wondering why Ryan Bundy used all lower case letters for I and Ryan it was because he believed that the government only controlled his strawman and by writing everything in lower case letters he could not be prosecuted for violating federal laws:
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Thanks to this piece of pseudo-legal mumbo-jumbo you can get out of any crime you want. DUI? Robbed a bank? Went on a killing spree? No need to hire an expensive attorney with many years of legal experience. Just write your name in lower case letters and the court can’t do a damn thing to you.
Nonetheless, Ryan Bundy will let himself be prosecuted...if the courts pay him ONE MILLION DOLLARS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA:
i; ryan c, man, do not accept the offered “Role” of “Defendant” or “Inmate”, without fair and just compensation of $1,000,000.00;
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Dear Ryan Bundy, I don’t think the court was offering you the chance to become a defendant as much as simply declaring you a defendant. As an aside, I always thought you hated the illegitimate Federal Government with its worthless Federal Reserve Notes. Now you all of a sudden want one million of them. Make up your mind already.
Let me conclude with some free legal advice to Ryan Bundy and the rest of his crew. Judges are ideally patient, but they are human too. The more you pull bullshit like this the stiffer your prison sentences will ultimately be. You’re welcome.