Little Marco really, really wants to be reelected as senator, since he can’t be president. He wants it so much that he’s sorta campaigning. He really cares about Florida. He cares about Florida so much that he used his significant soapbox to tell the United States Congress why they should get off their asses and do something about Zika. Here’s what he said.
Zika is not just a public health emergency, it’s also an economic one.
JUST a public health emergency? JUST?!! Fuck you little Marco. You’re only interested because Zika just happened to hit a neighborhood in Miami that is well into gentrification. That means the potential grandparents of the potential babies who are threatened are potential donors to your 2020 campaign. Would you care if it had been a Doral neighborhood?
Any fucking moron could have seen this coming. Non-morons certainly did. Most fucking morons of your ilk did, too, but you figured it’d just hit those poor people who are working their asses off for stagnate wages and who can’t get anything done about the seriously bad drainage around the roads near their homes. You know, the ones who have made 8 calls in the last two months about the potholes where water stagnates and mosquitoes breed? Yeah, those.
Fuck you little Marco. This needs to be dealt with precisely because it IS a public health emergency. It needed to be dealt with months ago, when it was obvious that public health was at stake, when the president of the United States of America asked you to do something, not just now that you’re realizing that tourism may be impacted. That’s how decent human beings do things.