I do not know many jokes, but the ones I do know are from when I was a kid and still bring me rolling on the floor in laughter.
So I thought that a way to learn new jokes is to ask everyone to post their favorite joke of the moment in the comments section and then read everyone elses.
We are a crowd with a great sense of humor around here, so I hope that we get some good ones.
My joke, to start with, is a very old one like I said, but i still ROFL.
A man walked into a bar and sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say “nice tie!” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said “beautiful shirt“.
At this, the man called the bartender over. “Hey…I must be losing my mind,” he told the bartender. “I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there’s not a soul in here but us.”
“It’s the peanuts,” answered the bartender.
“Say what?”
“You heard me,” said the barkeep. “It’s the peanuts … they’re complimentary.