There, I said it. The Trump supporters are right. There is a vast conspiracy to keep Donald Trump out of the White House. And I’m part of it. I just have to come clean.
There are millions of us. We’re conspiring to take this election away from the Republican nominee. Some of us are lifelong Democrats. Some of us are independents. Some of us are even Republicans.
Some members of our cabal have already put in action their part of the conspiracy. They have participated in a shadowy, secret ritual called “early voting.”
The rest of us will secretly do our part between now and Nov. 8. Some will do more than others. Some of us will make our vehicles available to take friends and neighbors to polling places. Some of us will man phone banks and call other citizens to urge them to join our conspiracy. Some of us will knock on doors. Some of us will simply show up at polling places on Nov. 8 and take secret action (in a voting booth) to ensure Trump’s defeat.
Some of us were in it from the beginning, entirely because they admire and support Hillary Clinton. Some of us started out supporting other candidates, but have now joined the conspiracy because we can’t abide the idea of Donald Trump in office. Some of our compatriots are former supporters of Trump himself, seduced away by the prospect of a sane, competent leader in the White House.
We are legion. We are united (somewhat). Come Nov. 9, we will be victorious.
To quote Alice Cooper:
“If that don't suit yaThat's a drag”
Join our conspiracy! Vote for Hillary Clinton.