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Seekrit Life: Frendships and Notships — Part 1 — Sign Envy.
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One should not disturb the sleep of the righteous and cute. Particularly, while they are cuddling a smurf.
Oh noes! You got signs involved. Of course goggies are welcome! We needz them.
Seriously now. Of course there’s a goggie in there somewhere. Where are you taking my diary?
See — here’s goggie, cuddling his plushie green toy, ‘cause they are da bestest. Partikularly while napping.
Oh noes. Do I sense a sign issue going on here? Do the moggies feel sidelined by the fierce goggies? No need. Moggies have their work too.
See — goggie and moggie in cooperative nap. The bestest way to be.
I don’t know — that sounds more like a mutual misapprehension, resulting in misidentification. But it can still work out nicely.
However, here’s a correction to that mutual misapprehension in that frendship.
Ruh roh! Chicken is not amused at being characterized as fud. and who can blame the feather? Seriously!
The critters are writing this diary at this point. The moggies appear to have arrived at some conclusions about signage.
*Diarist desperately needs a cartoon!
Look, no one is saying moggies are not guards. No one. Moggies and goggies are good guards with fur, on four legs.
Truth in pillow advertising. The only way to alert the world as to what you want and who you are.
*Good to have the original diary back in track...
Whenever possible, whimsically demand your butler’s attention.
Oh noes! You are back again? But of course one should Beware of Cat! Stop detouring my diary!
See — goggie and moggie can get along and be very peaceful.
See — moggie and feathers with different purposes, carrying on with their lives. It’s doable!
Oh my! Not again. But I just explained, you all are a fierce. And all wonderful. We knows it!
Ah, yes, back on track —
It’s good to ask deep and big questions: sometimes we can be in two places — inside and outside. How does that happen?
Okay — I give up. Of course you are the Guard Cat of this PWB diary! Of course you are a good guard cat.
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