You thought that spokespersons were not supposed to make themselves and their lives news? That they couldn’t be “stars”, that was their bosses gig. Well, you were wrong, old bean.
More Kellyanne Conjob news: Apparently, the creme de la creme of DC's private schools aren't interested in letting her kids in and she's pissed off (or pretending to be bemused that these terrible liberal bigots are making her suffer and then reveling in martyrdom which for the right is better than sex).
Uhm, dear reactionary harridan and low rent propaganda courtesan: I thought you and yours deeply believed that private institutions have the absolute right to pick and choose their clientele. The schools you want your spawn to attend don't want them as is their privilege.
So maybe what you might consider is going the preferred route of the American troglodyte and home-school them. You know inculcate them with good American values (like prostituting yourself for a 70 year old psychopath). Thing is, that would involve something you deeply despise and something your boss despises as well.
Work.
Nah, better to delegate the responsibility elsewhere, to the peons that spend their lives cleaning up after you and that includes teachers trying to get your kids to maybe see that what mama stands for (nothing) isn't exemplary.
Or send them to military academies.
Either way, tough shit. You won it you run it.
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