Today we would like to once again unveil the truth about deceptive critter advertising. Let’s take a look at advertising fictions versus real world facts.
Fiction: Critters like to take pictures with Kodak cameras.
Fact: Critters prefer to be in front of the lens.
Fiction: Woozles like expensive perfume by Chanel.
Fact: Woozles prefer light and natural scents.
Fiction: Cats named Joan like to shop at Ohrbach’s.
Fact: Kitties think that humans should dress like kitties and not the other way around.
Fiction: Critters prefer Victor Records.
Fact: Critters prefer live music.
Fiction: Kitties wear girdles to appear slim.
Fact: Kitties are slim because of their careful diets.