Don’t ask me how I got this. Suffice it to say, the leaks from this administration make the Mighty Mississippi look like my dog Rex’s urine stream when he lifts his leg on the neighbor’s maple tree.
What follows is the complete transcript of the Pence report...
Report of Vice President Michael Richard Pence on Voter Fraud in the 2016 General Election for President of the United States of America
Preface: It has been the contention of President Donald John Trump that massive voter fraud occurred in the 2016 general election for President of the United States of America. I, Vice President Michael Richard (Dick) Pence, and a team of election experts handpicked by elections expert, Kansas Secretary of State Kris William Kobach, have thoroughly investigated this charge and herewith present our findings.
Thanks be to God.
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After thoroughly reviewing all local, county, state and federal election records across this great land of ours which Almighty God the Father and His Son, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, have so blessed with abundance in Their infinite mercy, I have come to the conclusion that voter fraud did, indeed, occur, and did, indeed, affect the final popular vote total in the 2016 general election for President of the United States of America:
- It is this investigating committee’s finding that 100% of fraudulent votes cast in the 2016 presidential election went to the Democrat candidate, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and 0% went to the Republican candidate, Donald John Trump.
- Fraudulent votes accounted for 2,864,975 votes in Hillary Clinton’s favor, leaving Donald Trump with a margin of victory in the national popular vote of one vote — 62,979,636 to 62,979, 635.
These are the findings sworn and attested to by Vice President Michael Richard Pence on this, the Twenty-Third day of February in this year of our Lord, Two-Thousand-and-Seventeen.
Amen.
I knew it!