From the nice people at redstate.com comes this welcome bit of enlightenment:
Newt Gingrich Claims the Genius Donald Trump Was Duped by Paul Ryan on AHCA
Donald Trump, the supposed genius dealmaker who plays 5D chess and sees 94 moves ahead of everybody else, was apparently duped by Paul Ryan into thinking everything was copacetic with the AHCA when in reality, it was doomed to failure.
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Can you imagine for a moment, Donald Trump having Heritage Foundation policy people over to the White House to do a deep dive into an Obamacare replacement? If you think about it for a moment you can vividly picture an uninterested Trump, nodding along, eyes glazing over as a wonk from Heritage discusses essential health benefits mandates.
Trump finally snaps out of it and says, “Who wants pizza?”
They, as we all can conclude; “Trump just wants something to sign. For him, being able to put his signature on a bill and show it off for the cameras like a high-school kid showing off his diploma...”
I’m sure we can all agree that this is just one of many failures that will plague this half-wit of a so-called president.
Stay tuned for more catastrophic misadventures to include: The Wall That Wasn’t A Wall, Muslim Bans For Morons, Foreign Steel Builds Better US Pipelines, and my personal favorite, I Was A Dupe For Putin And Now I’m Impeached...