Is he afraid his tiny hands will drop the ball?
Is he afraid he’ll fall on his bloated Mar-a-Lago-fed ass?
Or is he just afraid of being booed out of the park for being the most unpopular new President in modern history?
Either way, Trump won’t be throwing out any ceremonial pitch at the Washington Nationals’ home opener, a time-honored tradition among real American Presidents.
The White House declined the Washington Nationals offer for Donald Trump to toss out first pitch on Opening Day ahead of Monday’s game against the Florida Marlins at Nationals Park. There was a report Trump was "in talks" with the Nationals about continuing the tradition, according to Politico Tuesday morning
Scheduling conflict? How much golf has this guy played in the last month?
Maybe he’s afraid of jamming his little Twitter finger. That would be such a loss.
Maybe he’s worried if he hurts his wrist it’ll make it harder for him to work the speed-dial to Russia.
Or sign another one of Bannon’s noxious Executive Orders.
Maybe he’s just afraid of looking like a damn fool.
What do you think?