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Sekrit Life: Chapter 16 — You’ll Never Be This Cool ….
Part I (Rough Draft).
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT —
- You know how this works, but as always, a gentle reminder:
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too, and moggies are cats. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People. Neat, huh.
- No trolling the diary.
- If you hate pootie diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul.
- Share any and all pootie/woozle photos or issues that you would like .
- If you have health/behavior issues with your pootie or woozle, feel free to bring it to the community. We just may have someone whose experience can help.
- Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.
- There are some pics we never post: snakes, spiders, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals. These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated.
- There is no such thing as stealing a photo around here, but if you would like a pic from the comment threads, please ask the poster. He/she may have a copyright to those pics. Many thanks!
- It should not need to be said, but ANY/ALL photos that imply or encourage human violence against an animal will be considered verboten! Whether it is “comedic” or not.
You’ll never be this cool and hold a rainbow in your mouth!
You’ll never be this cool and outdo a statue at Charades.
Come on now! Admit it — you will never be this cool!
You will never be this cool, or as memorable .
You will never be this cool, and have such cool friends!
You will never look this cool when you’re out and about with your friends.
You’ll never look this cool with a crown.
You’ll never look this cool when being a demanding gourmand.
You’ll never be this cool that a rainbow will light up your tail.
You’ll never be this cool when you tell off your nemeses.
You’ll never look this cool when you’re taking yet another selfie.
You’ll never look this cool when claiming something you want.
You will never look this cool when hanging out with your friends.
You will never look this cool when pranking strangers.
You will never look this cool when you imitate something.
You will never look this cool in da baff!
You will never look this cool while sciencing!
You will never look this cool when facing down temptations.
You will never look this cool anywhere or anytime!