Attorney General and dark shadow Keebler elf Jeff Sessions is already saying he must recuse himself from investigating disgraced former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn so that he can focus on the continued attempts to turn our country into a prison-state for people of color. On Good Morning America, Sessions, like literally every single other Republican official, quickly passed off the blame, said he didn’t know anything about anything, and then explained no one was to blame for the things he said he can’t be blamed for anyway and couldn’t know whether or not anyone was even to blame because he doesn’t know anything.
Sessions: Well, Michael Flynn is not a part of my team. He’s been a White House advisor on the security issues. So we need to do a good job of vetting them but that’s a complex issue and I’m not sure anyone could be expected to find them.
Good Morning America: Are you comfortable with the level of vetting that was done?
Sessions: Well, I’m comfortable that they’re working hard to do vetting but it’s obvious that oftentimes you don’t catch everything that might be a problem. I don’t know the facts of this case but maybe there’s an explanation for it.
So, let’s get this straight—Sean Spicer’s assertion that President Barack Obama is to blame for Michael Flynn isn’t a talking point for Sessions. Instead, he’s “not sure anyone could be expected to find” Flynn’s illegalities, and “maybe there’s an explanation for it.” But “he’s not a part of” Session’s “team.” The Attorney General of the United States also “doesn’t know the facts” in this case. Got it.
Sessions goes on to talk about Mexican gangs and other bad hombres that are hiding under your child’s bed, waiting to steal their jobs and sleep with your white women after getting them high on the marijuana—which you smoke like a cigarette.