My favorite (Which I do not even know what it means) is:
“I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”
I mean… does it mean...er...I give up.
But he has had so many more…
“I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
“My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.”
“I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down”
There have been too many to name. There are a YUGE number to choose from. Which is your favorite?