Since no one will dare be diagnosed for cancer, there will be no cancer diagnoses. “Republicans Cure Cancer!”
Think of all the time you’ll save not having to challenge your insurer’s denial of coverage.
No more finding out you forgot your Blue Cross card in the emergency room.
No more fancy dancy degreed knowitalls telling you you have to cut down on your drinking.
Systolic? Diastolic? HDL? LDL? Who knows? Who cares?
I know mathematicians who can’t solve premium + out of pocket + deductible + copay. “My headache’s gone!”
Return to traditional values. “Rub dirt in it.” “Walk it off.”
Finally a stable conversion rate for iPhones/chickens.
Terminal conditions often slimming.
And, last but not least...
“I have to take the kids to the doctor” will no longer be an excuse for not voting.
Addendum: “Health Tip”: