Oh, Feral Kitty !
I will Happily give you a Home
Small and Alone
Abandoned
Into a Dog chase and eat Kitty World
Let’s give it a spin
I will take you In
Oh, Feral Kitty !
Here is your New Home
I shall open the Door of the Cage
And set you Free
To Explore and See
My Abode of Comfort and Care
My, and now Your,
Home Sweet Home
Simple and Spare
Here, Feral Kitty !
Let’s get you Watered and Fed
As I scratch you under your chin
And ruffle the fur on top of your head
Here are your three bowls
You softly purring and nudging Soul
Your Water Bowl
Your Dry Food Bowl
And your Wet Food Bowl
Now, your Water and Dry Food Bowls
Will always be out here
For you to graze on all day long
Your Wet Food Bowl
Is your Specialty Bowl
And will only appear
For Breakfast and Dinner, my Dear
Now, what shall we Name you, Feral Kitty ?
What, indeed ?
While pondering your Name
Let’s Introduce you to your Poop Box,
Shall we ?
Oh, how Cute you look
Shuffling around in there
Wait !
Oh, Feral Kitty !
Where are you Running off to ?!
Oh, Feral Kitty !
What are you doing behind my divan ?!
What’s that stinky smell ?!
I have a sinking feeling
That all is not well !
Oh Lordy !
We do not Poop and Pee behind my divan !
Oh Lordy !
Oh, Feral Kitty !
I will clean-up your Mess
But I must confess
Under knee-bending duress
After I Re-Introduce you
To your very Own Poop Box !
Oh, Feral Kitty !
Wait !
Where are you Running off to, now ?!
Oh Lordy !
We do not Poop and Pee under my Kitchen Table !
No, we do not !
Not even if we are able !
Where are your manners, Feral Kitty ?!
Come here, Feral Kitty !
Come here, to me !
We must return you to your Poop Box !
We must Make haste
Before you Make more Waste !
Oh, Feral Kitty !
Wait ! Wait !
Where are you Running off to ?!
Oh Lordy !
Oh, Feral Kitty!
We do not Poop and Pee
Under my Bed !!
No we don’t !
Oh Lordy ! Lordy ! Lordy !
Just imagine what all you'll let loose
Once you are properly Watered and Fed !
Oh, Feral Kitty !
Back to your Cage with you for a while
I must crimp your Free Ranging style !
I must have Time to clean up
All of your stinky Messes
Without worrying about you
Making even more Messes
As fast as I can clean them !
You're not the only one who is riled !
How could so much Poop and Pee exist
In such a little, scrawny Creature as you ?!
Wonders will never cease !
Poop-Poopy-doo !
Now, I am placing your Poop Box inside
Your Cage with you !
Oh Lordy !
I’ll declare !
Just look at you shuffle
And Dig around in there
Shuffle and Dig around
In that ‘ole Poop Box
And use it as though you always
Knew what it was for !
Ha ! Ha ! Ha !
Oh, Feral Kitty
Why did you make our first day together
Such a stinky, Messy chore ?
Oh Lordy ! Lordy ! Lordy !
Oh, Feral Kitty !
That I shall come to Adore
I have decided on a name for you,
You little bundle of Constant surprises !
Who has introduced me
To a World of Incidental Compromises
I dub you to Be
‘Oh Lordy’ !!
The Free Ranging and Pooping
Feral Kitty !