Here is a gentle reminder of how we do things:
Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People. Neat, huh.
Do not “Troll” the Pootie Peeps Diaries.
Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.
If you hate animal diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul; these aren’t to everyone’s taste.
You are welcome to share photos of your own animals, or ones you just like.
If you would like a pic from the comment threads, please ask the poster. He/she may have a copyright to those pics. Many thanks!
If you have health/behavior issues with your pootie or woozle, feel free to bring it to the community. We just may have someone whose experience can help.
There are some pics we never post: snakes, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals. These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated.
If you’re not sure about an issue...please ask. Someone is always glad to help.
Hi, dere.
Iz me, Miz Pixie.
Da Kitteh Kummitteh iz bery bizy deze daiz,
tryin tu deel wif da mani problumz kawzed by hoominz.
Da Kummitteh needz sum dedikatud kittehz tu joyn
da FBI — da Feelyn Burrow ub Inbeztigashun.
Do yu tink yu hab wat it taykz tu joyn da FBI?
Da Kummitteh iz lookin fur kittehz
wif sum portant kwalifikashunz.
FBI kittehz shud be intellijunt.
Dey shud be kayrfull an tautfull.
Dey shud be awnuzt an rezponzibull.
Dey shud be strawng an fit.
Dey shud kayr bout intehgritee nawt munee.
An dey shud be gud teem playurz.
An, ub korse, dey shud be rezoarzfull.
So if yu tink yu hab deze kwalifikashuns,
an yu wud lyk tu halp repayr da problumz dat
hoominz r kawzin in da wurld,
pleez put yur pikshur in da kawmentz an
tell da Kummitteh a liddel bout yur sellf.
Da FBI needz yu!