The Onion just released 700 pages of leaked Trump WH documents, and now seems to have more factual or at least less Russian-financed intel. Then again, there are those sheeple endangered by Virginia Woolfs.
This seems to be a more welcome diversion for the Beltway crowd, unlike the various rogue accounts which proported to be from within the WH that often had interesting salacious information like whether Hope Hicks is Trump’s side-girl (see yet another Melania brush-off for more suspicions).
The Onion’s latest project is a massive multimedia undertaking: 700 pages of fake leaks from President Donald Trump’s White House, including a presidential daily briefing rendered in the style of an Applebee’s kids placemat and emails from Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump begging for permission to sit on top of the Pentagon to look for UFOs.
The parody hits Betsy DeVos, the CIA, Reince Priebus, the EPA, a handful of Republican congresspeople, Kellyanne Conway, and dozens more. There are even four faux-documents about Trump’s concerns regarding the “threat posed by lighthouses,” which are “unpatriotic” because they face their lights away from the U.S. shore, and disconcerting because they’re “too tall.”...
Most of the documents are parodies of email leaks, which have become not just a economic and political weapon, but something of a surreal pop culture phenomenon in the last few years. The project broadly speaks to the frenzy around mysterious White House leaks, BuzzFeed’s infamous “Peegate” document dump, and a general clamoring to simply “see the receipts” amid political controversy...
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